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Don’t Miss the Gourds opening for Bruce and Kelly!

KELLY WILLIS & BRUCE ROBISON HOLIDAY SHOW WITH THE GOURDS Saturday, December 10th Doors @ 7:00pm | Show @ 8:00pm The Paramount Theatre  Purchase Tickets Online Or (512) 474-1221 to purchase tickets by phone. Get Premium Tickets The best seats go to donors. Make a donation today for access to great seats. Click here for details. […]

From the old website

This was written by an albino half man/ half mollusk that I befriended in Leesville Louisianawhen I was a janitorial explosives expert in The UNited States Army. His name is Dan. And,he’s now residing in a minimum security whore house on the outskirts of Corsicana.Send yer cards and letters. GOURD FUN FACTS 1) Kevin Russell, […]