The Gyroscopic

Lost my job at the opinionory
Co-workin’ windbags creatin’ drag
Fell behind, you know, coastin’
Easiest money that I ever made
Reincarnated bottle-nosers
Noble creatures of the sea
I threw away a 6-pack ring
That night I had a dream I lost my teeth

All you good people gather ‘round
Get inside the gyroscopic
See her spinnin’ perpendicular
No reason outside is gonna stop it
Save Ulysses for another day
Give it enough time the experts say
Handful of monkeys with typewriters
Will be found passed out in a limousine
So cheer up, the sluts are comin’
The big orgy just a day away
Wake up with Beatrice in the bushes
Only in horniness will we prevail

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