Illegal Oyster

Did what I could

Let the funk in my ‘hood

Walk through my door

That’s what I asked for

Boy you better be careful

Don’t you get bent over

Watch your long shadow

You know I’ll cut you

Well hell if that’s all I gotta do

Let me quote a price for you

God damn let me get out my checkbook

Who do I make it out to

Well your daddy’s broke

And your mother’s homely

She’s a precious pearl

From an illegal oyster

Put her on a string

I’ll bet the necklace

I can name the thief

And what she ate for breakfast

Well hell if that’s all I gotta do

Let me get into costume

God damn let me get out my checkbook

Who do I make it out to

Well hell if that’s all I gotta do

Let me get in bed with you

 

Noble Creatures [2007]

Heavy Ornamentals [2006]

Blood of the Ram [2004]

Cow Fish Fowl Or Pig [2002]

Bolsa De Agua [2000]

Ghosts Of Hallelujah [1999]

Gogitchyershinebox [1998]

Stadium Blitzer [1998]

Dems Good Beebles [1996]

 

Lower 48

TTT Gas

Escalade

Illegal Oyster

Arapaho

Wired Ole Gal

On Time

Do 4 U

Let Him In

Cracklins

Spanky

Blood of the Ram

Turd in my Pocket

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